Funny Jewish Holiday I’m the Jewish Elf Sweatshirt ($8.50) At under $20, it’s definitely a budget-friendly option, but less wearable than the first because of the giant bottle of alcohol. I do, however, love the implication that the dreidels are spinning themselves they clearly have the reach to do it, and probably lack inhibitions after a drink bigger than they are. I’m not sure how I feel about putting the Star of David between two giant X’s - something about that feels kind of off. The dreidels with faces are silly, not uncanny, and they aren’t gazing into your soul with a thousand-yard stare. This one is a similar level of oy to the last - in fact, one might say it is inspiring one to acquire a gin and tonic - but it’s not as wearable. Out of five sweater emojis, I’m going to give it: This one is versatile in that while it does look like Eight Days Of Minecraft Blocks, it’s definitely still cute enough for an office holiday party, ugly sweater party or just hanging out on one of the eight nights. To ~warm up~ let’s start with one that’s not that ugly, just looks like it was built using Microsoft paint in 2005 and indeed invokes an exclamation of “oy.”Īt $24.95, at least it’s pretty affordable.